Friday, November 11, 2022

Oh my, Musk

Musk says he's going bankrupt with tw*tter, and honestly, it's not a surprise but we're talking 44 billion. Do you know how many homeless, hungry, sick could have been helped with that money? Or how about puppies for kids? Parades for veterans (Happy Veteran's Day, btw) or maybe a spa day for cancer patients?

That has to be the fastest money bleed known in history. And why? Why . . .

Well, you know how I feel. I think the whole thing went down right before the Midterms on purpose and now that they're over, well, he doesn't need tw*tter anymore. Poof. He's done.

He probably thought he'd have fun with the $8 blowhard blue check scheme only to watch it explode like an entire fireworks display on the 4th. People were buying the blue checks with false accounts then spoofing high profilers who had earned their checks previously. Like I said, the star-bellied Sneeches didn't know whose belly had stars from the start. Total romper room chaos, and he is the babysitter. 

Pretty sure he's out of here and going back to Starlink because . . . he's selling Tesla stock too. Hmm. 

Look, I don't mean to get on the guy every darn day, but let's face it, he does some fairly SUS shite and I don't like it (or him) at all. He didn't even invent Tesla. That was another one of his purchases. 

What do you think of,  um, M*sk? Be nice and don't cuss too much. 

*these are only my opinions and not fact. the above is for entertainments purposes only*

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