9. Tiger Woods read it, and he approves
8. The whole "vampire puttin' the moves on an innocent teen girl" thing is getting kinda old
7. Ghosts sparkle too
6. I need the cash
5. It is statistically known that people who don't get published are big losers (not really!)
4. I can pimp it like the ShamWow! guy
3. My books have the amazing power to cure the Swine Flu
2. Help prove to my family that I haven't been surfing the net all day
1. I'll just keep sending queries . . . forever
LMAO Amy these are fantastic reasons! Without a doubt any agent would love you!!!
ReplyDeleteCuring swine flu alone would seal the deal!
Just sit back and relax, Amy - nobody responds well to desperation, even fake desperation.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jen! And hey, I had the swine flu and was cured . . . magic or not? You be the judge : D
ReplyDeleteThere, I made the whole 'not getting published' comment a little less harsh.
ReplyDeleteDesperate? Oh, I am. I also suck at querying, yet excel at kissing ass. This was my last hope.
Nothing is your 'last hope' Amy - you know that.
ReplyDeleteI'm just using a little satire, Tom. But I appreciate the concern : )
ReplyDeleteI just want to say that this really is just satire, as I said above. I'm not desperate, and I'm not trying to cut any corners. You know, I think we all get too serious sometimes and I like to lighten things up if I can. I thought it was funny!
ReplyDeleteAmy--Your passion for The Soul Seekers is wonderful! Best wishes with the queries.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much Sharon!
ReplyDeleteWhat about for No 11 'It's a bloody good book'?
ReplyDeleteChin up (don't you hate it when pople say that!). Bisou, Cro.
I could be like the Nigel in Spinal Tap, "Ours go up to eleven."
ReplyDeleteI like #10!!
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