Last night I was sitting with the kids while they played Minecraft on the laptop. At least I thought they were playing Minecraft. When I looked down I saw they had Facetime open and there was this really old lady with saggy face and sunken eyes in the viewer. Poor lady, I thought. She looks so tired. Then I was like, HOLY SHIT that's me!!!! I shut that program down in lightning speed. Now all day I've been pondering expensive face creams, Avon and Mary Kay and anything I can get my hands on.
But then I read this and laughed until I cried.
And then read this. It's all making me feel so much better.
However, I will NEVER do a face chat with anyone for any reason. Don't even ask me. Well, I might for a million dollars or some enormous amount like that, but otherwise, no.
Btw, the same thing happened with my driver's license photo last spring. Got that puppy in the mail and realized I could never buy liquor or go to any bars again.
So, tell me, have you ever been through the hell of FaceTime? Did you survive?
Life these days.
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