Cryptic

Something's going to happen, you can bet on that. Something big. Bigger than a bread box? Maybe. Bigger than the Empire State Building? Not that big. Well, I guess it depends on how you look at it. But something is going to happen. Soon. How soon? Tomorrow? Probably not. The day after that? Maybe. Maybe in a week. That's a long time to wait. My interest is peaked, and I want to know now. Sorry. I shouldn't have told you, I guess. I'm not very good at keeping secrets. But I can tell you this . . . something's going to happen. I wish I could tell you more, but it'll have to wait. I'm not good at waiting. I might go insane with wondering what it is! You shouldn't have told me! Oh, I haven't told you anything yet. But IT is going to be fantastic. I'd better shut up about it. Have some wine, will ya? All right. It's killing me. I know. It's killing me too.